some reasons why to get married

1. when you are REALLY lazy and don't want to fix yourself a plate for dinner.. he will offer

2. when there's no more toilet paper in the bathroom... he will get it for you
3. when you get your period and you're sick in bed... he will prob buy you flowers

4. when you forget to buy the womanly supplies.. he will drive to the store alone and buy them [along with some beef jerky to still look manly]

5. when you want to go "window shopping"... he will end up picking out a dress for you

6. when you have no more money in your bank account to go shopping at the dollar store.. he will give you his bank card along with the wrong pin number while the cashier raises one eye brow thinking you stole it but ends up charging you credit.

7. when you wanna babysit adorable kids.. he will come with you and pretend that your white friend's baby, is your baby

7. when you decide to cool some steam after a fight... he will let you go to your BFF's house and have a good laugh trying on zumba dresses

8. when you have to get finger printed 30 minutes away... he will come with you even though he forgot to eat breakfast
9. when you promise to not eat any more junk food... he will still let you buy your favorite ice cream and share it

10. when you leave all the windows down in the car and you have a sudden rain storm... he will run outside with your towel and close the windows.

11. when you have a weird fetish with old people and spy on them in church.. he will allow you to keep taking pictures of them during sunday school

see?!?!? it isn't all that bad!

thank you longie..

for still letting me...

be

me :)