i have 6 wedding invites on my fridge all of who contribute to my $0.00 account balance
people were so generous when i got married
so it's not like i can give them the excuse
"oh heyyy... yah... i'm like suuper busy updating my blog at that time.. butt HEY good luck getting married!"
crap.
so i am ever so broke. and i'm making my sugar daddy aka Long duck dong broke also.
i'm pretty sure this little face of his didn't know what he was getting himself into when he proposed.
what little did he know...
so... in the mean time i am applying for this SUPER HUGE FABULOUS job
some already know what it is..
but thats all i will say
because it isn't official
if you know what i mean
but.. i'm pretty sure i got the job
and it isn't a secretary position
soo... yes
there will be a celebration after my final interview next week.
because i totally got it
who knew applications required you to send in $200
thats a joke!
and on top of that
girls are getting married
which means those girls are going to get freaky
and THAT means i gotta go buy these girls freaky things
because i'm supposed to know what freaky girls want now that i am married
oh and if you are wondering what freaky things im referring to.. it's exactly what that lady is wearing
annnnd doing ;)
ughh.. too much money.
oh.. and after their freaky celebration [bridal showers]
they have this thing called a
wedding
yup. i gotta go to their registry list
and buy them
not so freaky things
so if you are my friend.
please.
don't get married until after i have a job
you know. where i have direct deposit set up?
then i would be glad to spend all the money i have on you
not that you care but i will tell you what is in store for me these next few weeks:
today: cut some bushes and weeds
tomorrow: -make 16 centerpieces, 5 bouquets, 1 bridal bouquet, and 1 boutineer
-deliver creations to the bride
-go to freaky party #3 [ in the past week]
& hopefully have the first interview [if not then friday].
friday: wedding #1 this month
saturday: BFFFFF b day. gotta do something legit. like a b day dinner.
freaky party #4
next mon-wed: get my final interview
wed: do a friends hair for graduation
thursday-next next monday: fly home and prepare for mi hermana's wedding celebration [wedding #2] & have a freaky party #5
oh and get my souvenir of getting black kind of like this:
next next next thursday: wedding celebration #3 & attend the luncheon [which i totally got invited to!]
next next next saturday: wedding celebration #4 oh and i'm a bridesmaid so i'm pretty important for the day which is totally cool since this is the FIRST time i'm an official bridesmaid. gettt ittt!!!
next next next monday: START WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if i get it.. which i totally will!!!
and that my friends.. is how my month of august will look like.
wish me luck
because..
i
suck
at
stressssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
on a less stressed out note:
a. i have a bomb view coming out of church every sunday
b. white babies are actually kind of cute!!
c. suuper glad long knows i LOOOVEEE sauce with all my foods. oh and im thankful he knows how to cook. even if it is BBQ chicken every night with a new sauce on it to "spice" it up.
d. and glad i married a brown man who will someday provide me with a brown baby
the end.
Brown babies are the bomb. :D I'll have to borrow yours. HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteDont stress Lil, just realax and take it one event at a time/ They all love you and want to have a part of you because you are so fun, exciting, can do so many different things. You are the best. Try not to bamk too much in the event that you don't get the job but I'm praying you do get it because you taotally deserve it. tell Lauren Hab day for me. She is such a great freind to you and vice versa.
ReplyDeletei wanna get brown :(
ReplyDeletedon't worry lill. you'll get it. because you're the best person ever and they'd be CRAZY not to give you the job! if you ever need to de-stress just call me. we'll figure out how to fix that dang bike of yours and partay.